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Zombie Dom Lead Me Down the Rabbit Hole

So there are people like me who need to Google things for reference. Sometimes it is imperative to our understanding of a given topic being able to see just what the hell people are talking about. Recently that thing I was trying to understand was the character of Zombie Dom (Dom-bie would be better, but video game companies hate solid suggestions): the undead, alt version of a character from Gears of War 4.

Very Important Person, or DOM for short.
 
From what I've heard from Outside Xbox, Dom is some guy in a video game series I've not played for longer than 15 minutes. Apparently he was the bee's knees to John DiMaggio's character and people really dug it.
There. Background. Covered. 

I like scrolling through Google images. I like scrolling so far down that the images don't represent the subject that I was originally searching for. Sometimes the irrelevant items are more interesting than the subject I was researching. In the case of Zombie Dom, I got an eyeful of something far more disturbing and disgusting than an undead video game character.

For whatever reason searching, "Zombie Dom" in Google images lead me to this:

Huh.

So...That's weird. I wasn't entirely sure why this image would pop in a Google search after the myriad of unrelated zombie pictures I had browsed but as it turns out the word, "Dom" is short hand for dominance, a sexual state of mind where one partner has all of the power (Dominant) and the other is subject to some form of humiliation (Submissive). I've now learned something both new and eww.

What's better than one NSFW picture you weren't expecting? How 'bout two more?

Anyone else feel like vomiting yet?
And now I hate men. Thanks, Google.

CHRIST ON A CRACKER! I have to tell you, reading that caption for the first time, when I got to the word, 'drip', I thought my fucking heart was going to kick through my chest. I--LITERALLY--covered my face with my hands like a pre-teen watching a horror movie because it was just so fucked up. And I have to say that -- It's fucked up. I am not one to judge how someone gets off, barring it isn't sinister or illegal, but what in the fuck is up with that?

I always loved running into fetishes online. One, it's the safest way to encounter them and two, they are so damn specific and that always captured my imagination. Look at the rise in popularity of the foot fetish, something that was and remains a punch line is now a part of most any Google search suggestion for females, no matter who they are or what they have done. Ah, the future.

I would now like to take a few moments and break down exactly what I hate about the third image in a segment I'll call, "Oh god, why would you write that!?"

  1. Babygirl -- Is there anything worse than a pet name for a woman? Especially when it comes to locking them in a state of immaturity with, for instance, the words Baby or Girl. 
  2. Daddy -- If you want to see my skin crawl, please refer to yourself as Daddy or someone's Daddy.
  3. Drip -- A word which had no sexual connotation before now is marked irrevocably in my mind. Thanks for nothing, fucko. 
  4. As I mark my property -- I want to hit you with something heavy and blunt. I really do. 

I guess at the end of the day I am something of a prude? Maybe? I am kind of excited that I can still be revolted by things I see online, or comments I see online, or videos I see online. Frankly, the internet has an effect on people that leaves them unsympathetic and shockingly rude. Sometimes it feels like the easiest way to live online is to lay down and join the ranks of the callow.

Fuck 'em.

I've got a little fight left in me. I like that.

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