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"She said I'm cute?"

  So someone thinks I am cute. Haha.  It was all very high school or even grade school in it's reveal. "I wanna tell you something but you have to promise to keep it a secret." Knowing I wouldn't I said, "Sure." "Stef thinks you're cute. She's told me a bunch of times. She even asked me, 'is Adam single? Do you think he would go out with me?' Now, I've been out of the game for 10 years at this point and it must be a sign of my age because I thought that this 33 year old woman couldn't stand me. I didn't realize it was just nerves or shyness or what have you. And on top of that I'm a fucking troll. I am not good looking in the least nor do I have access to the vast spectrum of human emotions that normally convey normalcy. So to hear that I'm cute, oh, 15 years past the introduction of true self-hatred and disgust is a strange and quite funny notion to me.  "I-- Really? She said that?" ...